I need to lose an inch off my waist by next week….

….but I need to finish this essay by tomorrow morning.

If I’m going to stay up to write this essay, I will be eating too much. I will end up gaining an inch instead of losing it.

I shouldn’t stress, though. Chances are the inch came off already since my period ended already. I get super bloated and fat when I’m on my period.

Great. Now I want to go look for a measuring tape so I can measure my waist….but I need to finish this essay. Great. Now I just remembered a funny story. I NEED TO FINISH THIS ESSAY.